Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas

by Big Ben on March 13, 2009

Community members who didn’t burn to death are struggling to accept the devastating loss of so much premium fuel.

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Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

This video remembers me the movie Idiocracy!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

OMGG GAAASSSS IS SOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.. naah fuck it ITS JUST GASS UR LUCKY NOBODY EVEN DIED

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

Thye’ll just have to come up with a way to power our lawnmowers and buses with gasoline that isn’t flammable.

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

such a trajedy

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

…and you’re knowledge of Mad Max gives me hope for the USA!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

It’s a fucking joke, it’s a fucking joke, it’s a fucking joke. I would expect an Aussie to understand the importance of precious last drops of gasoline and abandoned tankers… The Road Warrior and Mad Max anyone?

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

1:18 “The van of kids went up in flames…”

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

WTF? Surely its more important to know about the people? This is bullshit!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

Dude…its Onion News Network!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

at :41 at the bottom of the screen “Jonas brothers spotted partying at rainforest cafe” lol

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

fueling the cars of the angels!!!

is our failing public education system failing?

rofl!!!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

haha brilliant yet another masterpiece by the onion himself. and gotta admire the idiots who take onion videos seriously… “Hey, this seems a little fake for cnn to publish… shouldn’t we be worried about the people and not the gas? ” lol what a fucking moron

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

“donations to surviving gas can be made to exxon-mobile”

lmfao.

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

haha best one yet, because i live in White Plains

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

yes its a comedy channel, idiot

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

is this a joke the adults speak like the 3 (the gas is in heaven filling the car of the angels)
what the F***

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

Hey, this seems a little fake for cnn to publish… shouldn’t we be worried about the people and not the gas?

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

Sarcasm thicker than peanutbutter. Fucking luv it.

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

“That gas is in heaven now, fueling the cars of the angels.”

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

omg! all that wasted gas!! D=

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

lool

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

this gets more and more hilarious every time I watch it

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

*Spews Beer*
From the news ticker:
“Fitchburg, MA - Mayor promises new shopping center will help revive crime in impoverished neighborhood.”
Folks, I live an hour away from “Shitsburg”. That town IS a god damn hole!

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

‘fueling the angels cars” love it

Anonymous 03.13.09 at 2:37 am

Well, duh. Its from The Onion.

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